Universally Loved

Talk your way out of the apocalypse.

Convince a trio of gods that you deserve to be the ultimate distraction...
And/Or die trying.

FRIENDLY WARNINGS

THIS GAME CONTAINS NAUGHTY TEXT.

THIS GAME WILL NOT FILL ANY GAPING VOIDS IN YOUR LIFE. IT IS A SHORT GAME.

THIS GAME INVOLVES READING. IF YOU'VE MADE IT THIS FAR, YOU SHOULD BE FINE.


FRIENDLY FEATURES

Prove your worth by earning the respect, understanding, and love of three unique gods through 18 different paths.

Die in over 50 different ways, including: blood crystallization, mistaken identity, extreme nodding, shouting yourself inside out, waiting for a phone call, being lazily torn apart, and of course, chafing.

Defeat each god's personal challenge, known to mortals as 'a mini-game'.

A nice song at the end.


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