Beat This Game To See Hot Lady

Now Prepare Yourself...

For you are about to embark on a journey like no other.

A journey to Beat This Game To See Hot Lady.

To Beat This Game To See Hot Lady, you must use your psychic orbs and incredible movement to overcome a wide variety of obstacles, from defeating evil skeletons to parkour to tennis to other stuff I don't feel like writing out right now. But you only have FIVE MINUTES (that's not that long!) to get to the end and kill the president. Can you make it in time to see your very own hot lady? Or will you fall like those before you?

• Jumping!

• The potential of savable content!

• A wide cast of characters you'll rarely get to see!

• Optimized for speedrunners!

• An active announcer that shouts over your gameplay!

• This isn't for you.

• Absolutely NO options!

• Something like music!

• At least one hot lady!

WARNING

This game features several encounters which could be harmful to those who have photosensitive epilepsy or other such conditions. Player discretion is advised.