Mayonnaise Simulator

You play as a jar of mayonnaise who has to launch mayo at some bottles before they get to you. You will have to jump around to avoid them as they approach because if they touch you too many times, you lose. Stay on the shelf and stay alive.

Game includes third person shooting
Minor 'platforming'
Jumping jar of mayonnaise
Aggressive condiments (ketchup, mustard, relish, and bbq sauce)
Mayo splat sound