Goblin Goopmaxxing
Goblin Goopmaxxing is a dark comedy sandbox story about brewing bizarre potions and experimenting on unfortunate goblin specimens.
Does the goblin look sad because you turned it into a disgusting abomination? Just drop it into the meat grinder!
Every item in Goblin Goopmaxxing can be brewed into a potion with a completely unique effect. Want to turn a goblin body-pillow into a potion? Go ahead! I don't know what it'll do, but it'll probably disfigure the goblin in horrifying ways!
A sausage potion that grows a third leg? A chair potion that turns the goblin into a chair goblin? A goblin baby potion that does another crazy thing that you'll just have to find out when you play Goblin Goopmaxxing?! The possibilities are endless...
Potions interact with each other in ways that you never expected, turning the once pristine looking goblin specimen into a horribly disfigured monster. If it doesn't meet the collectors requirements, just drop it in the meat grinder! Maybe hit it with a flail 100 times before that! Or shoot it with an AK-47! Did I tell you you can shoot an AK-47 in Goblin Goopmaxxing? Now you know!
Goblins don't have rights so you can do what you want with them! If you're feeling hungry why don't you throw a gnome into a woodchipper to turn him into a sausage? You can in Goblin Goopmaxxing!
Do as the collector says, you don't want to make him mad, do you?