Bad Bitch Blasters

HELL YEAH !!!

Jennyfer, Norma, Ronaldo and Fu will work togetha to absolutely WIPE "The Organization" out of this planet, then relaese "Tainah, The Legendary Devourer of Dead", to completely DESTROY everything asnd KILL EVERYONE FOREVER.

But of course "The organization" woulndt' let you. and thats EXATCLY when the never-ending blood splatterer MENACE (that you may know as "turn based roleplaying strategy") takes place.

You will encounter many many weirdos that will help, and have to kill many LOSERS like like The Police, bounty hunters, garbage cans, formless amalgams, robot machines of mass destruction, and aLOTof othre bullshit actually

GAMING AS YOU KNWO IS OVER.

this game will absolutlely DESTROY ALL your expectations EVER and ABSOLULTETY ANIHILATE your soul. this bad boy got literally EVERYTHING:

- an absolute CRAPload of typos and sweaing (it is even worse than this Steam page) (no slurs)

- no grinding and no level-ups (you change stats and skills by equipping gear freely anytiem)

- 32 recruitable characters (but only 4 are usable at a time)

- VERY unconventional turn based strategy (theres no MP, we use a FIRE!!! system instead)

- topnotch MS Paint masterpiece animations that WILL drop youre jaw

- every enemy animates when attacking you, IM SERIOUS, the animations are AWESOME

- arcadey-ish-fast-paced hardcore gaming (this game is like 3~4 hours long very packed)

- huge replayability with over 20 hours to actually do EVERYTHIGN (if you play blind)

- every decisio you EVER take will impact the game HEAVILY (8 endings, a lot of missable things)

- 8 different endings that will genuinely feel like you achievend something I PROMISE

- a LOT of flippin' secrets like cheat codes and secret characters and hidden story scenes to NOT see hahaha

- a lot of things learned from my first game, Demonpact: Clarice (yes this is the second)

After playing Bad Bitch Blasters, the most ADHD fuelled ultimate brain frying gaming experience of your LIFE, you will NEVER EVER RECOVER. no other videog ame in the UNIVERES will satisfy your ITCH for genuinely psycho-insane top-notch hardcore MSPaint arcade-ish RPG ever.

Are you a bad enough bitches to blast them all really hard forever? TRY ME. I BET YOU WONT