Brutal Bible Bloodbaths

Brutal Bible Bloodbaths is a controversial first-person physics-based game. It involves a few sandbox levels with human and animal ragdolls that you can play around in. These levels include things mentioned in Bible passages, such as fruit trees that God says not to chop.

Cleanse the promised land

Based on Deuteronomy 20:16-20 from the Bible, you have to kill everything that breathes and you can order soldiers to help you. Your victims include animals, children, babies, and sexual worship assistants. The Bible justifies this by explaining that God hates the way the people worship their gods.

The End Times

In a level, it's the future and things have changed. The soldiers initially disobey your cleansing command and say, "Jesus will come and judge the world". They also quote Psalm 11:5, which says, "God hates people who love violence".

Levels based on other Bible passages

Elisha and the Bears (2 Kings 2:23-24)

As a pair of bears, teach 42 wicked youths a lesson by mauling them all, but be careful not to kill anyone.

God the Grape Stomper (Isaiah 63:1-6)

As God, you stomp on metaphorical grapes that splatter on your clothes, representing the blood of your enemies.

Wife Recruiter (Numbers 31:7, 17-18)

Kill everyone except for the virgin girls, whom you recruit to become wives.

With or without blood and gore

In the initial warning screen you can choose whether you want blood and gore or not. This allows you to change the game mode to "Unbrutal Bible Bubblebaths" where bubbles appear during cleansing.

Fully dynamic chopping

Using your magic laser sword, you can chop people, animals, and many other objects however you like, as much as you like. Besides the soldiers, the chopped objects never disappear.

Precision chopping quest

An optional quest gets you to chop people and animals in specific ways, such as chopping their leg, arm, or tail. When finished, you can return to the box to see how obedient you were.

Innovative tree chopping

When initially chopped, the trees and trunk pieces tip over in a pleasing way. You can use the wood you collect from the trees to build a ladder and climb over the city walls.

The Sinful Temple

In a level you can explore a temple containing things God hates, like child sacrifice and sexual worship assistants. You can worship the god/goddess idols in the temple, but this will cause the soldiers to target you as well.

Tidy up the bodies

A level has you tidying up the clutter in the promised land after cleansing by pushing chopped up bodies into a pit. You can also tidy up the bodies by using the Flesh Levitator.

Chase and chop

In a level you have to chop people who are hiding and running for their lives and try to get a low enough cleansing time.

The Body Hacker

This weapon allows you to hack the matrix in the game to make the targeted body part break into pieces.

Holy Hand Grenades

Blow all of the people and animals to kingdom come in slow motion.

Other things in the game

You can also ride horses, get drunk on fermented fruit (and vomit it up to get sober), climb ladders, and chop just about everything including flowers and talking robots from the future.